Last night, i had the previlege of dining with Boston again. He was in town for his work and i obviously grabbed the opportunity to meet up with him... this is solely for entertainment purposes... No no no... Not i entertain him, he entertains me...
A mere 2 1/2 hour dinner has made me a wiser person and i learnt quite a number of things from Boston, amongst others are:
- If you are a lawyer, you dun have to be afraid during the 7th month in the Chinese Calendar (aka Ghost Festive Season) because who can be worse than a lawyer???
- If your character is such as those of "mo mo lu", you can survive in politics because you are untouchable;
- Perfume is not only to be sprayed on the upper body, it can be used on lower body too;
- When you have been having dogs as your companions for a long period of time, your sense of smell will be as sensitive as theirs. And you can use this sense of smell to sniff out the profession of certain people, especially the "Wind Dust" ladies; Boston clearly demonstrated that last night, sniffing out the 2 ladies seated next to our table.
- 万同春 is the pioneer in Viagra sales.
- To kill virus, add 1 portion of Clorox to 99 portion of water and vola!!! No more virus but it may bleach and burn your skin, on top of the 绝子绝孙risk，so please use it only as last resort, when all other methods failed. And please note that Dettol can only kill bacteria.
- When a beauty salon with the name "Beauty Face" employs a not so beautiful "old" receptionist and is still operating at 11 p.m., they must be offering additional services to beautify your face.
- This one is for the bosses out there - When you have to go outstation for work, fly there and have your employee drive your car there for you. This is just so that you can be mobile while you are there without having to drive long hours to get there...Clever!!!
- The way to get back at another person who wronged you is to start a rumour/gossip.
Thank you Boston for the invaluable lessons. 感激你!!!
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